spenceromg:

bravedad:

i wonder how many people i’m in the “i’d be down if you asked” zone with

I WANT TO KNOW

risky-niggvz-in-blvck:

http://risky-niggvz-in-blvck.tumblr.com/
My shotty

ilikemycountryrockinghowboutyou:

I wish you would reassure me sometimes because I honestly feel like I’m annoying you and that you don’t actually think of me as a best friend and I guess i a lot of have issues and you dont have to deal with them i can leave

"I’m 36 and I am at a really good place in my life right now. And when I was your age, in college, I wasn’t. So don’t you let anyone tell you that college or your 20’s should automatically be the best part of your life, or that growing up and being an adult means everything goes downhill. That’s bullshit. I am so happy right now as a middle-aged person. That’s totally a thing. So don’t worry about growing up."

-My chemistry professor today, just out of the blue. I thought it was really apropos for all college-aged individuals. (via pineapplemountain)

howdyimjrus:

2,000 dollar bird warmer.

(Source: superziggy)

"I’m tired of getting fucked in ways that don’t end in an orgasm."

-

arixsafari (via arixsafari)

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(via theillesttrini)


wesker-is-hot:

troybakerrr:

You have a dinner date for seven pm. What time do you arrive?

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Seven. Am. Case the restaurant. Run background checks on the staff. Can the cook be trusted? If not I gotta kill him. Dispose of the body. Replace him with my own guy no later than 4:30.

(Source: troybakerofficial)

unkhs:

I used to be like “I wonder what would happen if I set this thing on fire” and since then I’ve learned that more often than not the answer is “it’ll be on fire”

(Source: bauks)

kookie667:

Let’s play a game called “I’m totally joking, but would do that in a heartbeat if you were into it”