sexdosis:

can we just stay in bed, fuck and cuddle and kiss for like 2 weeks

i-need-that-seat:

iapollogise:

I love pirates because they have no concept on albeism. oh you have no leg? here have a peg leg. no hand?? well guess we gotta put a hook on that, give those sons of bitches a surprise. Blind in one eye, put an eyepatch on no one fucking cares, youre deaf??? go man the canons you glorious bastard.They dont care if youre disabled bcus as long as you can fuck shit up they literally dont fucking care.

I never thought about it this way. This is beautiful.

grofjardanhazy:

Sir David Attenborough vs. a cute frog

jessicaannjames:

what doesn’t kill you leaves you lying awake at 2am wishing it had

(Source: the-psycho-cutie)

Another hectic Friday night in.
When will this rebellious phase end?

dead-pendragon:

heterophilia:

Thinking youre attractive but having a lot of insecurities is like having a crush on yourself but not knowing if you like yourself back.

SOMEONE SAID IT

tastier:

(18+)

eatpussylivehappy:

i think you’re cute

cute as in i wanna hear what you sound like while experiencing an orgasm