i wonder how many people i’m in the “i’d be down if you asked” zone with
I WANT TO KNOW
I wish you would reassure me sometimes because I honestly feel like I’m annoying you and that you don’t actually think of me as a best friend and I guess i a lot of have issues and you dont have to deal with them i can leave
You have a dinner date for seven pm. What time do you arrive?
Seven. Am. Case the restaurant. Run background checks on the staff. Can the cook be trusted? If not I gotta kill him. Dispose of the body. Replace him with my own guy no later than 4:30.
I used to be like “I wonder what would happen if I set this thing on fire” and since then I’ve learned that more often than not the answer is “it’ll be on fire”